I've gotten the deckchair out and sat drinking a can of Fosters whilst acquiring a suntan super-quick....mind you, the melting plastic garden furniture has poisonned the lawn which has turned to twig-snappy khaki.....when I strip... More »
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The fact that the earth will not open up under my feet in the next five seconds and the Brysbard Of A Thousand Toxic Tentacles will not drag me down into the sort of hell... More »
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I generally put a makeshift soapbox in the middle of our High Street and shout through a megaphone at industrial strength, quoting chunks of the latest tome I've been reading as fast as I can... More »
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How is it possible, given the fact that the human psyche is tuned up to recall/retain a mere seven-plus-or-minus-two facts, or perhaps embeds in a sentence, such as the one you are currently reading, although... More »
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The existence of pericardium?....I can sing every David Bowie song from Space Oddity to Let's Dance and during one drunken psychotherapy conference got up on stage to sing Panic in Detroit to a four-instrument accompaniment......we... More »
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Chunks of favoured sweet poetry and music schlepped into a sumptuous stew and poured warmly and wetly into the ear trumpet of my soul like sweet nothings uttered by a hypothetically-posited but not to my... More »
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I think that if I knew what I had to learn in order to make life better for myself and others I would already know it so I wouldn't have to learn it. But then... More »
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I am told that I am an excellent yoga teacher. I have seen my students take quantuum leaps in awareness; quite often they become visibly more supple but that, in itself, doesn't make me a... More »
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